Dear Auntie Sadie,
I was wandering through Hoi Pong Square last Thursday when I glimpsed a scrawny middle-aged woman wearing ragamuffin clothes that ought really to be donated to a Hong Kong Youth Arts Foundation production of Oliver Twist, with straw-like flyaway blonde hair and dark roots, cackling raucously to herself and pushing a laptop and a baffled Yorkshire Terrier in a pram. It was you, wasn’t it?
99.9% Positive In Hoi Pong Square
Dear 99.9% Positive In Hoi Pong Square,
No, it bloody wasn’t! I am young and gorgeous, immaculately groomed and glowing at all times. And I only
push my Yorkie, Hobo, and a laptop in a pram on Sundays, you cheeky ****!
Model and Actress (Retired)